spit8:

slimetony:

chirasul:

slimetony:

Fried garlic for dinner

anything else?

fried garlic for dinner

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

memewhore:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

I do not feel fly like a G6 and have not for a very long time

beggars-opera:

yeoldenews:

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

colors-of-feeling:

Me rn. Pleaseeeee let me be safeeeee

tentacleteapot:

solved the paradox of the ship of Theseus btw!! turns out the answer was “it depends”. hope that helps, have a good weekend everybody!

oll-e:

bunnygirlskull:

Do you want your handjob crazy hand style or master hand style

Originally posted by marioatwlink

tomatomagica:

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today